Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to. "You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)

(Source: escapedgoat, via ourmemoriesdestroyme)

6 days ago // 519,389 notes


This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

"I’m so mad about this I’m gonna sidewalk chalk about it," is an impulse that speaks to me.